It is I, Yeti Detective

photo of a white man with an orange and yellow beanie cap. he is wearing a black Uniqlo t-shirt and maroon Dickies work pants. he has orange heart-shaped glasses on his face, and an iced coffee in his hand. across his chest is the black strap of a Chrome Industries Buran II Messenger Bag. he is standing on the inside of a NYC subway car

psst, hey kid. do you want to know how to host a website on a $75 computer the size of a deck of cards?

Yeti Facts

  • Also known as Chris, he/him pronouns. I am a computer programmer who lives in New York's East Village.
  • I have a day job, but am open to hearing about new opportunities at mission-driven startups. Do not contact me about surveillance tech, unless it is to thwart it.
  • I enjoy community theater, horror films, and chillin with the homies.
  • all cops are bastards (sorry, even your dad who means well)
  • trans rights are human rights
  • sex work is real work
  • black lives matter
  • free palestine

Incomplete list of orgs i support/am a part of

Socials

  •  yeti-detective.bsky.social I post here a lot in various states of mental health.
  •  My Insta. I do not post here very much.
  • I used to have a twitter but I got kicked off when Melon Gunks bought it because of a tweet from 2017 where I said it's ok to kill nazis.

you can email me at yeti dot detective at proton dot me, and I will respond at some point, probably